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I've been making websites for over ten years now. Read The Tale of the Nerd.I suffer from intermittent bouts of insomnia. Going by this entry, it's easy to see where I get it from.
Older versions of this blog were really boring. I even tried music journalism for a while before I realised I sucked.
I made my 22nd birthday last a whole week.
I've worked a few customer service positions before, so if you give me bad service in my hour of need, I will blog about it. Read about my experiences with Orange, BT, and an idiotic security guard.
Whenever someone asks me to tell a funny story at a party, I break out what's become known as The Story of the Weird American. Women, beware.
Celebrate Dented Nerd's Hundredth Post Extravaganza!
This one time, I turned into a hobbit. I haven't grown back since.
How did you discover the Nerd? People find this site in very strange ways. There are some combinations of words that should just not be entered into Google.
nerdy twenty-something.
Northern blood. Southern accent.
